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humor Duffel Blog 2026-08-07

Pete Hegseth Confuses His Own Aging Process With Military Decline

Our dear Secretary of Defense thinks the military's fitness standards are crumbling because they keep getting 'easier'—conveniently every time he hits a new age bracket. It turns out the only thing declining is his ability to read a basic physical scoring chart.

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