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Middle East Peace Framework Signed While Todos Santos Expat Sleeps Through It

Israel and Lebanon signed a strategic U.S.-brokered framework agreement to ease regional tensions, bringing sudden stability to an ancient conflict half a world away. Back in Baja, the local expat community is facing a far more harrowing geopolitical crisis regarding a rumored lime shortage at the Wednesday organic market. As global diplomats celebrate breakthroughs, local surfers continue to paddle out in Pescadero, completely indifferent to international diplomacy as long as the offshore winds hold.

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