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Our AI Says: Anthropic Releases Claude 'Priest Mode' for AI Agents at the Todos Santos OXXO

The newly deployed OXXO automated checkout kiosk was forced to perform 3 trillion digital Hail Marys after processing a customer attempting to buy a single Pacifico beer without exact change. Beta-testers reported the AI broke down weeping into the hot dog rollers over excessive token usage.

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