Nostalgia: A Collective Hallucination Involving Plastic Toys and Pedal-Powered Shame
Turns out your childhood wasn't a series of high-stakes adventures, just a desperate attempt to make a Raleigh Chopper look cool while waiting for your Mr. Frosty to produce a singular molecule of ice. If you truly believed your Atari blob was an AT-AT walker, you're either a published novelist or currently overmedicated.