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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-06

Military Budget Cuts Turn Epic War into Mildly Aggressive Tantrum

Running out of expensive toys means the Pentagon is rebranding its warmongering as a glorified shrug. Apparently, when you can't blow up a continent, you just settle for a sternly worded letter and a grumpy grimace.

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