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humor Le Gorafi 2026-08-06

French Government Sets Up Hotline to Locate Unburned Trees for Monetization

The French government is panic-searching for forests that aren't yet charcoal so they can quickly assign consultants to find their 'economic potential.' Apparently, trees are only useful if they aren't just sitting around being oxygen-rich nuisances.

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