While digital finance nerds panic over a staggering $90 million bleeding out of supposedly unhackable Coldcard hardware wallets, down here in Baja we are entirely unbothered. The local Pemex station ran out of credit card rolls, the Pacific is glassy and pumping overhead, and frankly, losing your life savings to a remote firmware flaw sounds like a fabulous excuse to drop off the grid and live on fresh ceviche and warm Pacifico beers.