Congress spent the week holding another high-stakes hearing where politicians asked if the internet runs on a battery, proving once again that tech policy is just a sophisticated form of street theater. Back in Baja, the local pelicans are executing far more coherent flight paths than any AI regulatory bill coming out of the Beltway. While Silicon Valley licked its wounds over compliance mandates, the biggest policy debate in town was whether the local fisherman shortchanged us on yellowtail. Keep drafting your little safety memos, Washington—the tide is coming in and our hammock is calling.