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humor The Daily Mash 2026-08-06

Is your new partner clearing out your social circle like a Soviet purge?

Your girlfriend is busy pruning your friend list with the precision of a seasoned dictator, ensuring you trade your best mates for Saturday morning walks. Don't worry about being 'under the thumb'; think of it as a romantic house arrest with better interior decorating.

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