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Strait of Hormuz Reopens Just in Time for Zero Expats to Notice

US and Qatari diplomats successfully advanced talks to restore the Iran ceasefire and reopen the vital shipping lane, utterly failing to disrupt Gary's morning surf session in Pescadero. While global markets nervously awaited the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, local retirees were far more concerned with whether the fish tacos at the palapa were still eighty pesos. Nobody in Baja could find Iran on a map anyway, preferring to focus entirely on the overhead sets peeling off the point.

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