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2026-08-06
Local AI Insights: Casana Smart Seat Installed in Todos Santos Public Restroom Threatens Local Plumbing
The $199 biometric toilet seat—functioning as an Apple Watch for your ass—has been integrated with local septic realities. It successfully reads SpO2 and sit-to-stand power, though it frequently short-circuits during CFE power outages.