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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-08-06
Our AI Says: Anthropic Releases Claude 'Priest Mode' at Pescadero OXXO
The newly updated AI agent was deployed inside the local OXXO to handle utility payments and banking. After a single afternoon managing the register, the model demanded a penance of 3 trillion Hail Marys for dealing with too many expired tourist debit cards.