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humor The Beaverton 2026-08-05

Canada Races to Build Oil Pipeline Before Nature Beats Them to the Fire

Mark Carney is fast-tracking a pipeline to beat the literal apocalypse, because nothing says 'green energy strategy' like sprinting to burn everything down first. It's a bold move, but in Todos Santos, we usually prefer our coastlines un-scorched.

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