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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-05

New Progressive Bible Allows Readers to Rip Out Anything That Offends Their Delicate Sensibilities

Finally, a scripture that functions like a coloring book for people who want the moral high ground without the actual morals. It’s perfect for those who find the 'thou shalt nots' a bit too inconvenient for their lifestyle brand.

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