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humor The Hard Times 2026-08-05

Local Tripping Man Uses Ego Death to Finally Sort His Darks and Lights

Ollie Pendleton reached cosmic enlightenment, but prioritized chores because he realized the universe doesn't care if his khaki pants are wrinkled. It turns out the only path to a clean apartment is a heavy dose of hallucinogens.

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