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humor The Onion 2026-08-05

Bay Area Kids Pivot From Lemonade to Harvesting Adrenochrome for Profit

Move over, lemonade stands; the local youth have discovered that tech billionaires will pay anything for an elixir of youth. It’s all fun and games until the neighborhood children start selling bodily secretions to buy a basketball hoop.

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