For just $85, local artisans will mail you a lumpy chunk of painted quartz guaranteed to absorb every trace of negative energy generated by your neighbor's roaring ATV. Pescadero expats are currently hoarding them like canned beans to ward off bad vibes and lingering dysentery. It’s unscientific, wildly overpriced, and sits proudly next to every artisanal mezcal bottle from here to San José.