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humor The Daily Mash 2026-08-05

Scientists Confirm Partial Solar Eclipses Are Just Celestial Disappointments

Astronomers have officially labeled partial eclipses as the 'Oxford Brookes' of the cosmos, urging everyone to stay home and scroll through their phones instead. Why bother with a slightly dim afternoon when you could just eat a burger and ignore the sky entirely?

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