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humor Daily Squib 2026-08-05

Career Criminal Sues Over Early Release: 'I Had Book Club Tonight!'

A local menace is absolutely devastated that the government cut his prison stay short, robbing him of the only three square meals and reliable lodging he's had in years. Apparently, when the prison gate opens too soon, even the nastiest villains start missing the cozy, reinforced charm of their cells.

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