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humor The Shovel 2026-08-05

Jetstar Charges Premium Prices For The Rare Miracle Of On-Time Arrival

Finally, an airline that recognizes punctuality as a luxury rather than a basic service. I can’t wait to pay extra for the privilege of landing on the actual day I intended, assuming the plane manages to defy its own incompetence.

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