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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-04

Dystopian Grocery Shopping: Just Bring Your Mark of the Beast

Mayor Mamdani has graciously removed the burden of photo ID, replacing it with the ancient, slightly ominous requirement of a forehead tattoo. Who knew the apocalypse would be so convenient for your weekly produce run?

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