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humor The Beaverton 2026-08-04

Canadians Are Now Getting Turned On By Basic Consumer Rights

In a digital age of subscription-only misery, Canadians have officially traded erotic fantasies for the illicit thrill of private property ownership. It seems nothing gets the pulses racing north of the border quite like the forbidden dream of actually owning the things you pay for.

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