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humor Le Gorafi 2026-08-04

Tragedy Strikes Paris: Cyclist Dies Instantly After Committing Sin of Touching Ground

A Parisian cyclist met his end the moment his foot grazed the pavement at a red light. Thankfully, authorities are addressing this mortal danger by installing training wheels on all rental bikes.

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