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humor The Onion 2026-08-04

Tech Titans Innovate New Ways to Drain the Entire Planet's Power

Sam Altman is heroically sacrificing our grid to ensure AI has enough power to keep doing absolutely nothing useful. It’s truly heartwarming to see tech giants pivot from solving problems to simply eating the world's electricity for sport.

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