Why cruise down a dirt washboard in a beat-up UTV when you can drop $650,000 on a 2.8-meter bipedal transformation mecha that punches through brick walls [1.1.2]? The retired software architects in town are already fighting over whose garage can house the chassis. It shifts effortlessly into a four-legged crawling mode the second it encounters a rogue speed bump outside the organic tortilleria. It's an essential suburban grocery-getter for the apocalypse that refuses to arrive.