Solar-Powered Patio Mosquito Executioner: Because the Baja Breeze Needs More Corporate Overkill
This $400 anodized aluminum solar death tower claims to vaporize local mosquitoes using high-frequency military radar and tactical blue lasers. Naturally, every remote-work crypto-broker in Todos Santos has mounted three of them around their infinity plunge pools to protect their artisanal mezcal. Never mind that it smells perpetually of singed gnat hair and cuts out every time the local grid flickers. It’s a profound statement piece for anyone whose primary daily struggle is dodging aggressive local geckos.