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humor The Daily Mash 2026-08-04

Scottish student realizes his qualifications are just fancy paper for staying put

Will McKay has realized that his 'Highers' are effectively an academic tether keeping him trapped in the land of free tuition and mysterious banknotes. He dreams of a standard A-level that might finally allow him to escape the clutches of the north.

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