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humor Duffel Blog 2026-08-03

Americans Now Pre-Thanking Soldiers for Their Imminent Deployment

Patriotic cashiers are cutting out the middleman by thanking soldiers for future service before they've even received their orders. It’s the ultimate efficiency: why wait for a war to start when you can offer performative gratitude for a conflict that hasn't officially happened yet?

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