Why walk your rescue mutt when you can deploy a terrifying, pint-sized bipedal humanoid mech to aggressively pace your gravel driveway and stare blankly at the Pacific? Coming in hot from tech news roundups, this carbon-fiber nightmare is engineered to cost more than a luxury villa in San José del Cabo while mostly just falling over when it hits a stray mango. Local tech-bros in Todos Santos are already trying to program theirs to mix margaritas, with the current casualty rate sitting at four blender jugs and a neighbor's cactus.