A brilliant team of tech visionaries has raised twelve dollars on Kickstarter for a connected, app-enabled device that turns leftover guacamole seeds into mediocre Wi-Fi signals. It requires a daily firmware update, drops its connection every time a pelican flies overhead, and features a companion social network for people who like to watch loading bars. It is currently crashing and burning faster than a gringo's digestive tract after eating street tacos, yet three digital nomads in El Triunfo have already backed it twice.