The Pentagon has dropped another batch of declassified files detailing glowing orbs and mysterious high-speed anomalies skipping across the sky. While internet sleuths lose their minds over extraterrestrial visitation, down here in Baja Sur we only look up to check if a pelican is about to drop a fish on our tacos. Let the aliens land; they’ll still have to wait in line behind the gringos for a cold Pacifico.