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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-08-03
Federal Reserve Holds Interest Rates Steady While Local Surfers Completely Ignore Global Economy
As surging oil prices and sticky inflation rattle central banks worldwide, three gringos in Cerritos remain entirely unfazed because the morning rights are breaking overhead. Nobody in Pescadero can be bothered to check Wall Street when the Pacifico is ice cold and the taco truck is on time.