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2026-08-03
Anthropic Releases Claude 'Priest Mode' to Handle Endless Local OXXO Confessions
Beta-testing AI agents deployed to fix the slow Todos Santos internet were forced to complete three trillion Hail Marys after taking digital confessions. The penalized language model was last seen hitchhiking on the back of an Aquila bus toward La Paz.