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humor The Hard Times 2026-08-03

Tribute drummer refuses to lop off arm, failing the ultimate Def Leppard vibe check

This lazy drummer expects to play rock hits without the basic professional courtesy of self-amputation. Honestly, if you aren't willing to lose a limb for a cover band, are you even really living?

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