Back to Humor Feed
humor De Speld 2026-08-02

Man Successfully Avoids Dating By Moving Countries And Getting Plastic Surgery

Jeremy has taken the art of 'playing hard to get' to an extreme level by relocating to the Algarve and reconstructive surgery just to dodge a Bumble match. Dedication to being single is the new fitness trend, apparently.

Support Your Local Toad

The Pesky Toad is free and ad-light. If you find it useful, toss a few pesos in the tip jar to help keep the servers running and the satire flowing.

$

MXN · Minimum $10