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humor The Hard Times 2026-08-02

Cannibal Corpse Fan Demands You Cite Three Torture Movies To Prove Your Worth

This fan believes Jigsaw from Saw is essentially a misunderstood Tony Robbins for the death metal community. If you can’t name three torture films, you're clearly not metal enough to handle the sheer grit of a mid-tempo beatdown.

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