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humor Cloud Billionaire 2026-08-01

Musk's Fortune Takes a Dive Post-SpaceX IPO

Well, look at that, the world’s first trillionaire, Elon Musk, saw his fortune "fall back to Earth" after SpaceX's IPO. His wealth, which once peaked at US$1.33 trillion, has plummeted to a measly US$684 billion. Meanwhile, the surf is firing down here in Todos Santos, and I haven't seen a single one of my pesos disappear into a black hole like that. These tech bros and their numbers, eh? Who cares when the waves are perfect?

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