For those seeking profound spiritual alignment, these Biofield Tuning Forks, often costing upwards of a thousand dollars a set, promise to realign your 'energy fields' with frequencies like the 'Love Frequency' (528 Hz) and those for 'pineal gland activation'. Forget therapy; just vibrate your way to abundance, perfect for cleansing away those negative vibes from the local taqueria, or so I’m told.