Tired of those pesky Baja mosquitos? For just $498, or a casual $898 retail, the Photon Matrix promises to zap those bloodsuckers with LiDAR-guided lasers, up to 30 per second, while supposedly leaving your beloved chihuahua unharmed. It's the only logical upgrade for the expat who finds traditional bug spray far too proletariat. Just try not to think about the environmental impact, or whether it actually works outside a lab.