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humor The Hard Times 2026-08-01

Marilyn Manson's Lab Gives Us More Than Just Nightmares: Medical Miracles!

Apparently, the same lab that turned Marilyn Manson into a muzzled creature for a music video is responsible for gene editing and the polio vaccine. Who knew shock rock could be so beneficial for public health? Now, if only they could cure our existential dread.

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