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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-01

Maine Dems Offer Gruesome Choice: No Rape OR No Incest, But Not Both.

Maine Democrats are facing a tough decision, apparently forced to choose between preventing rape and preventing incest. It seems their legislative priorities are as twisted as a pretzel in a hurricane.

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