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humor The Hard Times 2026-08-01

Anarchist Bakery Owner Boasts Draft Dodging Dynasty, Sells Stolen Dough

A Seattle bakery proudly claims ownership by draft dodgers, with the owner citing a family tradition of avoiding conflict, dating back to the Revolutionary War. Local veteran calls it an 'insult,' while a dog patron complains about dry biscuits.

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