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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-31

Mom's 'Early Bird' Approach to School Means Kids Experience Summer Vacation Three Times

Facing 'extreme mental fatigue,' a Dallas mom decided the best solution was to send her kids to school three weeks early. Apparently, the only thing better than a summer break is a summer break that lasts longer than usual.

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