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humor The Onion 2026-07-31

RFK Jr.'s New Cooking Show: 'When You're Starving, Eat Your Own Elbow!'

Forget your pantry! HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is serving up convenience with his new show, demonstrating how to whip up meals using the finest ingredients: your own body parts. Apparently, a few elbow ligaments and a self-seared kidney make for a delightful weeknight feast.

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