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The Daily Mash
2026-07-31
Train Tickets Now Cheaper For Trains That Don't Show Up
The UK government is making trains cheaper by charging less for services that don't arrive, a bold move towards 'better value.' Commuters can now save up to £1.20 a month, just enough for a slightly less stale newspaper to read while waiting for a train that will never materialize. Who needs brakes anyway?