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humor The Daily Mash 2026-07-31

Awkward Ex-Item Retrieval List: From T-Shirts to Underwear

Breaking up is hard, but retrieving your favorite band t-shirt and your slightly-worn underwear from an ex is an Olympic sport. Just make sure you don't accidentally snag a quick shag while reclaiming your toothbrush. It's all about the strategic retrieval of domestic detritus.

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