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humor The Onion 2026-07-31

Baseball Hall of Fame Unveils Stan Musial's Fossilized Remains

The Baseball Hall of Fame has decided to honor Stan Musial by displaying his completely fossilized skeleton. Apparently, he's been in the ground so long, they're calling it a 'throwback display,' much to the delight of paleontologists and bewildered baseball fans.

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