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humor The Onion 2026-07-31

Fan Checks Score Via Incognito Mode, Seeking Digital Seclusion

In a groundbreaking display of technological prowess, a Rockies fan has utilized the mystical power of a private browser tab. This daring maneuver allows them to check the score without leaving any digital footprints, a true testament to modern baseball fandom.

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