The meme coin market, that glorious testament to collective delusion, continues its grand tradition with APEMARS, a new token launching with an utterly crucial 23-stage presale, mirroring an 'ape's legendary voyage' to Mars. Because, of course, the world desperately needed another speculative digital asset with no real-world utility beyond fueling dreams of overnight riches and inevitable despair. Here in Baja, our 'voyages' usually involve a reliable panga boat, a fishing rod, and the very real promise of fresh ceviche, which, I can assure you, is a far more tangible return on investment.