British Tourists Shocked That Mexican "All-Inclusive" Doesn't Include Iron Stomachs
British health authorities are sounding the alarm over a delightful outbreak of explosive diarrhea among UK holidaymakers returning from all-inclusive resorts in Mexico. Apparently, some tourists are genuinely surprised that cheap margaritas and unlimited buffets don't guarantee an iron constitution in a foreign land. Good thing the ocean here keeps flushing, unlike some delicate digestive systems.